Sunday, 12 April 2009

Myself; who am I?

I’m a machine that was bought by my master 2 weeks ago. He bought me in a shop called LIDL. He made loads of children named waffles with me by following the recipes. He decorates and eats my children after I made children with flour, sugar, eggs and butter.

Do you know who am I? If you’re guessing waffle maker you’re right. In case you don’t know what a waffle maker is, it’s a machine that makes waffles.

I can make 2 waffles at a time. I have 3 different children; apple waffle, waffle and ham waffle. Apple waffle is the sweetest one of all in mine children, even though waffle is sweet too. The saltiest one of my children is ham waffle. He’s complicated, not many people understand him much. Waffle is the one who is most famous. He’s name is known almost in every country.

Every time I make waffles, I have to say good bye to them in 5 minutes, watching them get eaten by my master. Some times when I’m too angry, my children get a “black death” (fried) disease which my master likes to eat the most.

But when I’m in a good mood, I will make perfect little waffles who my master always praises to them. They sometimes experiment to make even better waffles. E.g. Sausage waffles.

Now, will you excuse me, I have to sleep now.

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