New Disease

THE MOON

27 October 2010, Wednesday

Recently, there is a disease roaming around primary schools, especially grade 5 and 6. Almost everybody in the class (including me) has got the disease, called Disease L, a.k.a lovesick. The first victim of this disease is a boy and a girl 9 months ago, but that disease didn't spread far, until the day 24 September 2010, which is the day the UPSR had officially ended, this disease began to spread far and far, until 90% of the class got this horrible disease.

How can you tell that a person has been infected by this disease?

The school scientists tells it all.

The common symptoms of the male victims of Disease L are ...

1. When he meets the girl he likes, he cant speak anything but Uh....
2. When he meets the girl he likes, look at his face or ears. They will be unusually red*.

*Symptoms may vary


Information obtained from Anonymous User IP ********** YouTube Comment.


Still no remedy is known to cure this disease.


Effects of the disease: The victims (if rejected)'s brain power will decrease. They will become pessimistic. If serious, they will think of ways to take revenge or they will be emos.


To prevent school students and you becoming emos, contact Mrs. Tan (09-123573828) for Disease L prevention shots. Each shots cost 5 dollars.


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