Le New Gift

            First thing, ‘Le'  stands for the, in maybe French or Portuguese. Anyways...

             Yesterday, I took a visit to my house which I'm going to live in next year. When I stepped in my front yard, I saw five cute things that would make you spit rainbows. In front of my door, I saw 5 puppies taking a nap there. Five different breeds, no bitch (not a swear word) to take care of them, which could only mean 1 thing.

Abandoned.

       It's actually kind of sad to see this scene. Who would throw puppies in front of people's house?  People with hearts made out of steel that is. OK. Among the 5 puppies, there are 2 white, 2 brown and 1 black. (The way I write the sentence above made some of my friends thought I was writing the number of races in Malaysia. Go figure.)

            One of the white puppies look like my dog toy at home, while the other is the type of dog you would see frequently in movies. The black puppy is a cross breed between a Rottweiler and a ________ (I think). Fill the blank space yourself). The brown puppies look pretty much the same, except one of the puppies have so much fur I thought how in the world there was a bear cub sleeping in front on my door.

        I got my eyes laid on Mr. Dog Toy, but I couldn't take her home (Ya, its a she). You see, this is the type of time where you need to have good relationship with your parents, and I don't. I actually had to download a paragraph from Internet called 'Benefits of Adopting Dogs' to persuade my parents.lluckily I have, which is an advantage. [This message was edited at 23:58 P.M.] My grandparents? Only when I can go to Mars.

         So when I went to my house yesterday, there were 3 puppies, Bear, Brown and Rott. Apparently Movie Dog has been adopted by some crazy director to role the movie 'Superbuds 5'. My favourite dog has been taken away by my aunt to adopt until I move in to my mansion. Although those 3 dogs aren't what I was expecting, that didn't stop me to play with them.

That Damn Spotcheck!

"Newsflash everyone, spot check!" That sentence made everyone who brought forbidden items to school (including me) shocked. Let me get this straight. We know we shouldn't be takinng to school those items, but one of us asked the teacher that if we could bring them, and she agreed, but he forgot to tell us it was only for Children's Day!



All of us used recess time to hide those things away. But me? I got the news a bit late. So I had to hide my big box of cards in class, which is nearly impossible with the class monitor in the class. So I had to wait my chance. Finally, when the monitors were'nt in the class, I putted my big fat box up the cupboard with a bucket covering it. When I thought I was safe, one of my friends when careless, and he got caught, and his 2 deck of cards which cost a lot is taken away. He sulked, which he never before. Meantime, the co-head prefect is arguing with the co-class monitor, which isn't a nice scene. I think she told the co-class monitor not to be such big-headed, then the third world war began. They never learn.

While borrowing my friends watch counting the time till end of school, I realized my friend, who has gone practicing for the school play has forgot to hide his cards. I wasn't gonna let him to be the next victim. So I hid it at a place that no one would ever know~~~~my water bottle.

Tips for spot check.

Requirements: A non-transparent water bottle which has a big lid.

1. Drink all your water.
2. Make sure your water bottle is dry.
3. Put your forbidden item in it
4. Wait until school ends

Thats what I did.

Other people hid theirs in books, shoes, under fans, and the third floor which noone goes to.

Just then, the principal came in and told us about bringing things we should not bring and bla bla bla bla bla bla bla and she would give us another chance, so that means we can get our items back!

All of us took our items from where we hid back. We thanked god that our things werent taken away.

BTW: There's no chance of taking it back if it is taken away.

New Disease

THE MOON

27 October 2010, Wednesday

Recently, there is a disease roaming around primary schools, especially grade 5 and 6. Almost everybody in the class (including me) has got the disease, called Disease L, a.k.a lovesick. The first victim of this disease is a boy and a girl 9 months ago, but that disease didn't spread far, until the day 24 September 2010, which is the day the UPSR had officially ended, this disease began to spread far and far, until 90% of the class got this horrible disease.

How can you tell that a person has been infected by this disease?

The school scientists tells it all.

The common symptoms of the male victims of Disease L are ...

1. When he meets the girl he likes, he cant speak anything but Uh....
2. When he meets the girl he likes, look at his face or ears. They will be unusually red*.

*Symptoms may vary


Information obtained from Anonymous User IP ********** YouTube Comment.


Still no remedy is known to cure this disease.


Effects of the disease: The victims (if rejected)'s brain power will decrease. They will become pessimistic. If serious, they will think of ways to take revenge or they will be emos.


To prevent school students and you becoming emos, contact Mrs. Tan (09-123573828) for Disease L prevention shots. Each shots cost 5 dollars.


Published by *****,
Doctor

The contest...is about to come

What contest? Public speaking (duh) and Chinese Speech Contest (Is is it's name?). They are close.... I mean real close. The Chinese Speech Contest is at the 8th of April and the Public Speaking is at the 10th of April, which is only a week away.

I'm more stressed than the others, cause I've gotta memorize two long texts, at once! It's really hard, even without my memory shortage. 2 of them are one and a half pages long. Even if I memorized them all, I still have to put in it 'different accents' and stuff. But there is one good thing. That is I don't have to have do the spelling on every Friday which I always fail until the competition ends!

Now the thing I'm worried about is the Chinese Speech Competition. It's only 5 days away and I'm not even done with the last part. I really need to memorize it all or I will get a free ticket to listen a speech of responsibility and laziness. It's either listen, or memorize. Now the teachers are guiding us to a way to win. But there are 8 people taking part of the competition in our class, and there are only 6 prizes.

The point taking part of the competion isn't not only about the prizes, but it is about the training of bravery and courage. O.o

Apricot Disaster

Have you eaten Apricots? Apricots are delicous aren't they? Not to mention a close friend of peach's.

But this year's Czech apricots are turning bad, by meaning bad, I mean the apricots turning black and not riping.Do you know why? It's mainly because of heavy rainfall. Not just apricots, Other fruits are getting worse, So was my apricot tree.....

Revoloution!(kind of)

Today is labour day; a day where you don't have to work, but some people don't follow the rules......

'Some' people are at the centrum of Brno. You know they freak me out. I feel like Anne Frank* in my secret Annex; hiding from Hitler. They are having a 'little' project about sweeping away foreigners out of their country. Some people say they are 'locos'. But I quiet agree with them. I mean, how would you like it if someone busts in you're house and stays there all day all night? Despite the example,they still don't have to be so mad to get us out,and were not like the ones who broke their economic crisis. It's disrespectful! Is it how they treat their guests?Take a stick and force us out?If you just bust out to the centrum, some hyperactive ones will rush to you and beat you up. Polices don't care about their project; but they are there to protect you if they ever do something 'unsensible' to get us out of their house. Could they ever imagine a country without foreigners? No, because that will break the tourism of their country and it'll be silent like death.


Anne Frank*=A Jewish girl in the II World War, hiding from the brutal ways from Hitler in the secret Annex

Say no to chain messages!

Chain messages are something that frightens you so fall for them! if you post them which means you fell for ir, there are some rules that someone wrote about chain messages.
Chain messages rules
Here are some simple rules that will help you see through a message.
1) If it says that you should send something to some other people, it's a lie.
2) If it says that something good will come out of it, it's a lie.
3) If the letter clearly says that 1 and 2 doesn't apply to that letter, it's a lie.
4) No, there are no exceptions.
5) If there is one single letter that actually does break these rules, it's because you are fooled.
6) The risk that someone that you send the chain message to will be irritated and start to dislike you is more than 90%.
7) The risk that something bad will happen to you if you don't send copies of the message is 0.
theres a chain message, don't fall for it!"The lucky angel has already landed on you. She was a girl that has been kidnapped and died. Please send this message to 15 people during 5 days time and the person you like will fall in love with you but if you do not send, your mother will be knock down and die 50 days later. This is a love chain letter. You must sent this this letter if not you'll stay single forever! Do not send back to me! I'm being forced! I have 2 send forward!"
Bye!

Beware of you and ball pits!

Beware of ball pits which may cause so much fun! they may look clean, But do you know whats inside those ball pits? Its vomits, waste, knives and even snake burrows!
a number of children being severely injured or even killed due to ball-pit encounters with things such as poisonous snakes or needles. However, no such report has been verified, and the specific instances described in various chain emails have been debunked.

So you see, Why ball pits are dangerous!