Myself; who am I?

I’m a machine that was bought by my master 2 weeks ago. He bought me in a shop called LIDL. He made loads of children named waffles with me by following the recipes. He decorates and eats my children after I made children with flour, sugar, eggs and butter.

Do you know who am I? If you’re guessing waffle maker you’re right. In case you don’t know what a waffle maker is, it’s a machine that makes waffles.

I can make 2 waffles at a time. I have 3 different children; apple waffle, waffle and ham waffle. Apple waffle is the sweetest one of all in mine children, even though waffle is sweet too. The saltiest one of my children is ham waffle. He’s complicated, not many people understand him much. Waffle is the one who is most famous. He’s name is known almost in every country.

Every time I make waffles, I have to say good bye to them in 5 minutes, watching them get eaten by my master. Some times when I’m too angry, my children get a “black death” (fried) disease which my master likes to eat the most.

But when I’m in a good mood, I will make perfect little waffles who my master always praises to them. They sometimes experiment to make even better waffles. E.g. Sausage waffles.

Now, will you excuse me, I have to sleep now.

The British\American class War!

In History, there's the American civil war, but in my class, there's the student civil war; the fight between American and British children, and that's one of my reason why I enjoy school!





In the first war, the British made fun of the Americans accent like "Howdy partner, do you want to go to cowboy town and shoot someone tonight?" And the Americans stroke back"Hey chap,do you want to get some tea tonight?"
While I was on the British side(just sitting there), they got some allies( from other countries). But the 1st war ended while they got off the bus.

In the 2nd war, they were making a tiny war just because of "jelly" reading.Americans said it was suppose to be called jello. But Brits say it was jelly. In the middle of the war the Americans keep "jello"ing around, The Brits said "wobble off jelloman!" to them.The war lasted until they were reading a class paragraph whiched showed jelly.

April's Fool!

Today is the first day of April,1st of April;April Fool. The children only said easy tricks like your shoes/zipper's untied. But me, have a trick repel. I won't be tricked;instead I tricked them. For example: Student A was standing at the cloakroom. I told him that the principal wants to see him. He does not believe it, But then I told him it's about his mom, he rushed to the principal's office.

There's a guy called studentX had almst fooled a guy, student Y, by taking a new pair of trousers and said he took his trousers off. And he was trying to look at it, but StudentX didn't realise it.


By the way, do you know I ate a piece of Lego?